And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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