He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Randomize