He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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