problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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