I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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