Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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