I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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