my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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