its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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