I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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