I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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