Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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