That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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