Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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