i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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