Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
where does the pee come out of this thing
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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