You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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