Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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