Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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