the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize