its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
it's great music for shaving your balls
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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