i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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