I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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