I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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