I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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