i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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