Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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