Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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