'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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