where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
im holly from the hills drunk
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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