i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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