walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
No more Irish car bombs ever.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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