Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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