he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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