i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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