WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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