bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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