Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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