I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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