I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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