Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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