even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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