i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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