I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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