If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Too much gin, very little bucket
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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