Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
How's work?
Spinning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Randomize