on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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