I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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