That's intense
hell yes lets make some ravioli
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
the condom got lost in my hair
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Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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