I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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